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Elon Musk Accused of Instigating Epstein Story

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Elon Musk, known billionaire and troll, has been accused of spiting President Trump by using botnets to push the Jeffrey Epstein story.

Several sources have confirmed that Mr. Musk was so upset upon his departure from DOGE that he used his minions to program botnets for destruction. "The goal is pure destruction," one source confired. "Elon intentionally flooded social media with anti-Trump bots... and so much more."

On top of running anti-Trump botnets, Mr. Musk has also been collaborating with the Democrats / CIA / whoever the hell runs the country & possibly the world to push the Epstein narrative - as if it's news.

"This ain't news," another source confirmed. "If you look it up, all of this Epstein stuff has been known for years. The only reason it's front page news is because the richest man in the world got burned for acting like an immature fool; and now he's retaliating. Remember that Epstein tweet he deleted?"

Indeed, Mr. Musk deleted a Tweet where he claimed that President Trump is in the Epstein files. Of course, Mr. Musk deleted the Tweet because someone threatened him, according to all of the sources. "Musk was threatened," sung each source in unison.

Mr. Musk, who certainly is not in the Epstein files, reportedly thinks that nailing President Trump on being a "pedophile" is the way to go. Of course, Mr. Epstein & the President have never been legitimately accused of being pedophiles, but rather hebephiles and ephebophiles.

As one internet librarian puts it: "any well-educated person knows that a pedophile is someone who abuses a child ages 0-10; a hebephile abuses children 11-14; and an ephebophile is an abuser of 15-17 year olds."