NY Times violates ethics by publishing Elon Musk's home address
VNN —
The New York Times, known for decades as having an effect on man, violated journalism ethics last week when it published the home address of Elon Musk.
"In a shocking development, the New York Times violated the privacy of the government's #2 hated man," a New York Giant fan said in response to the shocking, unethical attempt to destroy Elon Musk.
The 43 year-old Giant fan lamented that nothing is private anymore, especially when, in his words, "The New York Times keeps affecting men like me. How are we supposed to live our lives in times like these?"
Despite the New York Times having removed the address from its published articles, VNN was able to retrieve the address from the internet archives. Indeed, one of "President" Musk's addresses was published: 101 Moon Road, Moon 69000.
In retaliation, Elon Musk promised on his social media platform X that he will make several memes that articulate precisely why the NY Times is both "pure evil" and "a very negative effect on man."
Authorities have indicated that they have no intention of sanctioning the Times for their "mistake", primarily because the authorities, in the voice of Alex Jones, "don't care" and are "in on it".
"I asked myself, ‘If I were Trump's right-hand man, and my address was posted online, what would I do'?" Mr. Jones probably said. "I think I'd grab one of my proton weapons and raise Hell; or maybe I'd send the journalist who posted my address in a space ship to the moon where he can be my butler... FOR LIFE."